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WEATHERVANE JOKES |
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Q: If a rooster weathervane lays an egg, on which side of the roof will it fall? A: Neither side! Weathervanes don't lay eggs - especially roosters. 
Q: What are the funniest weathervanes available?A: Comedi-Hens! Q: Why are roosters used for weathervanes and not chickens? A: Because chickens are chicken of the weather! Q: Why are duck weathervanes crazy? A: Because they are Quackers! Q: If the tail falls off your weathervane, where do you go to get it fixed? 
A: A Retail Store!Q: How do you fix a broken canary weathervane? A: With special tweetment! Q: What did the Popeye Weathervane say? A: Well, Blow Me Down! |
